{"id":3053,"date":"2015-07-04T13:25:21","date_gmt":"2015-07-04T13:25:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/?p=3053"},"modified":"2015-07-04T13:25:21","modified_gmt":"2015-07-04T13:25:21","slug":"why-did-you-leave-bring-my-batteries-back-robert-nazarene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/?p=3053","title":{"rendered":"Why did you leave bring my batteries back &#8212; Robert Nazarene"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah bring our electric shaver back, I bought it we shaved each others back<br \/>\nit was important to me and why did you take that case of car batteries I had,<br \/>\nyour last guy was right you took his stuff, who takes that and my toothbrush<br \/>\nyou got most of our toiletires I found your shoes and cologne bring my col-<br \/>\nogne back and shaving cream you know I keep man scapped more than you<br \/>\nyou can keep the private bag with our plugs  I\u2019m sure more stuff will turn<br \/>\nup missing the box of lube we just bought is gone as well and I\u2019m hurt and<br \/>\nmad at you, you know I always post on here and I hope you like that I\u2019m<br \/>\nusing the soaps we bought each other for thanksgiving<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>ROBERT NAZARENE founded MARGIE\/The American Journal<br \/>\nof Poetry and IntuiT House Poetry Series where he received<br \/>\na publishers\u2019 National Book Critics Circle award in poetry.<br \/>\nHis first book of poems is \u201cCHURCH\u201d (2006). A new collection,<br \/>\n\u201cIdyll\u201d, is forthcoming in 2015. His work has appeared in AGNI,<br \/>\nBeloit Poetry Journal, Chelsea, Grand Street, The Iowa Review,<br \/>\nJAMA, North American Review, Ploughshares, Salmagundi, Stand<br \/>\nand elsewhere. He was educated at the McDonough School<br \/>\nof Business at Georgetown University.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah bring our electric shaver back, I bought it we shaved each others back it was important to me and why did you take that case of car batteries I had, your last guy was right you took his stuff, who takes that and my toothbrush you got most of our toiletires I found your [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3067,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[143,144],"class_list":["post-3053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry","tag-art-blue-rocks-at-night","tag-paul-klee"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3053"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3069,"href":"https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3053\/revisions\/3069"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}