{"id":12847,"date":"2023-04-08T15:11:22","date_gmt":"2023-04-08T15:11:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/?p=12847"},"modified":"2023-04-12T19:18:21","modified_gmt":"2023-04-12T19:18:21","slug":"the-art-colony-by-david-galef","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/?p=12847","title":{"rendered":"THE COLONY OF ART by David Galef"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To get to the Howard Oberholter Artist Colony, I took a train to Plunketteville, then a bus to Upper Yarn. I hiked the last mile up a dirt road, humping a knapsack that contained a change of clothing, a battered laptop, and a sheaf of notes beyond dog-eared. I didn\u2019t have money to spare for a cab. I\u2019d been working on my first novel for five years and had quit my job at the Mayfly Diner to finish it. I was insanely grateful for this residency and ready to make the most of my stay.<\/p>\n<p>The address was 310 Mountain Lane, but I almost passed it. #310 was a shack listing to the left, with weathered pine boards and two front windows of unequal size, like a squinting face. A caretaker\u2019s shed, I assumed, and knocked on the door.<\/p>\n<p>A left-leaning old woman in a quilted beige housecoat answered. She had a wandering eye and looked me up and down and up again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m Arthur Bunt, staying at the colony,\u201d I informed her. I fumbled in my coat for the letter I\u2019d received, pecked out on a typewriter with a faulty <em>i <\/em>key. I\u2019d carried it everywhere for the past two weeks and fingered it like a talisman. In the left hand margin was a red-eye gravy stain from my last day at the diner.<\/p>\n<p>Her attitude reversed at once. \u201cOh, a resident! Come in. I\u2019m Louisa Oberholter, the colony director.\u201d She stumped into what she called the anteroom, which led into \u201cthe parlor,\u201d an area sectioned off by a folding screen that angled to the left. By the far wall was a jagged hole in the floor where someone had put a foot through the rotten board, which she carefully stepped around. \u201cYou\u2019re a bit early. We\u2019re ready at four o\u2019clock.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSorry, but I didn\u2019t know how to contact you. Where should I leave my stuff?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJust bring it into the bedroom.\u201d She gestured toward another screened-off quarter.<\/p>\n<p>The bedroom was a rickety cot next to a cardboard box marked \u201cLinens.\u201d A threadbare blanket stretched to the edges of the cot, a duet of damp socks dangling over the rail. A tan knapsack leaned against the far wall, stained underwear spilling out of the front pocket.<\/p>\n<p>I cleared my throat. \u201cAbout the colony&#8230;.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoward was my husband, a postal worker. He never had the chance to write, just oversaw everyone else\u2019s letters. He passed away behind the counter. I opened this artist colony in his name.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d seen the ad in <em>The Writer<\/em> and applied. One of the attractions was the absence of any application fee. Just then I heard the noise of machinery starting up in back, like a giant clearing his throat. \u201cWhat\u2019s that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She gestured toward a tiny window looking out back, where a medium sized crane had started to chug, a wrecking ball hanging motionless like a ponderous exclamation point. \u201cThe Upper Yarn town council says the building\u2019s unsafe, and they want to tear it down, but all they\u2019ve done so far is put that machine there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I gestured toward the cot. \u201cIs that where I\u2019m supposed to sleep?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe colony supports two artists per month. The accommodations include room and board. You\u2019ll have to share with Sam Lowell. He\u2019s a poet, and he\u2019s using the studio. His shift ends at four.\u201d She checked her watch. \u201cRight now. Sam!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>From behind the last screen emerged a huge man in faded jeans and an Emily Dickinson T-shirt. Mrs. Oberholter performed an introduction, and we shook hands. He was ink-stained and damp, though I saw no pen and paper anywhere. Behind him extended the studio, a four-foot alcove with a table lit by a humming fluorescent bulb. A rusted beach chair kept the table company. In front of me, Sam began to bed down for a nap. The cot squealed but held\u2014for now.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSam has the towel. The shower and toilet are out back. Howard mistrusted indoor plumbing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Recumbent, Sam farted softly in a series of <em>pffts.<\/em> I nodded at Mrs. Oberholter while fanning the air.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m no cook, but that cupboard has sardine tins. Saltines, too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Since she seemed to want me to look over everything, I opened the cabinet and took out a tin with a faded label. The expiration date was ten years ago. I didn\u2019t see any Saltines but took her word for that.<\/p>\n<p>Next came the studio itself. When I entered it, the orange colony cat emerged from the shadow under the table and drew blood when I tried to pet him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s Howie. He can be nasty if you approach him wrong. I think of him as the ghost of Howard. Your shift ends in twelve hours, unless you work out another arrangement with Sam.\u201d She withdrew as Sam started to snore with a hint of a whistle.<\/p>\n<p>I took a closer look at my workspace. The one concession to decoration, an embroidered sampler hanging in the alcove, read \u201cTYME TO WRYTE.\u201d I placed a hand on the plain deal table, which teetered to the left. When I tried to stabilize it, a splinter ran into my thumb. Cursing softly, so as not to wake Sam, I sat down in the low-slung beach chair, which aligned my head with the tabletop. The floorboards creaked ominously.<\/p>\n<p>I thought about art. My novel wasn\u2019t getting any younger. I looked at the cat, who glared back at me but sheathed his claws. Sam\u2019s snoring wasn\u2019t all that loud. The crane seemed to be edging away from the house.<\/p>\n<p>Just then, the wrecking ball began to swing, slowly at first.<\/p>\n<p>I hauled out my laptop, set it up on the table, and began to type as fast as I could.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-12855\" src=\"https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/NN-david-portrait-against-bush-9-23-20-HEAD-SHOT-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"234\" height=\"170\" srcset=\"https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/NN-david-portrait-against-bush-9-23-20-HEAD-SHOT-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/NN-david-portrait-against-bush-9-23-20-HEAD-SHOT-300x218.jpg 300w, https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/NN-david-portrait-against-bush-9-23-20-HEAD-SHOT-1201x872.jpg 1201w, https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/NN-david-portrait-against-bush-9-23-20-HEAD-SHOT-768x558.jpg 768w, https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/NN-david-portrait-against-bush-9-23-20-HEAD-SHOT-1536x1116.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/NN-david-portrait-against-bush-9-23-20-HEAD-SHOT-2048x1487.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/NN-david-portrait-against-bush-9-23-20-HEAD-SHOT-720x523.jpg 720w, https:\/\/narrativenortheast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/NN-david-portrait-against-bush-9-23-20-HEAD-SHOT-50x35.jpg 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 234px) 100vw, 234px\" \/>David Galef has published extremely short fiction in the collections <em>Laugh Track<\/em> and <em>My Date with Neanderthal Woman<\/em> (Dzanc Short Story Collection Prize), extremely long fiction in the novels <em>Flesh, Turning Japanese<\/em>, and <em>How to Cope with Suburban Stress<\/em> (Kirkus Best Books of 2006), and a lot in between. His latest is <em>Brevity: A Flash Fiction Handbook<\/em>, from Columbia University Press. Day job: professor of English and creative writing program director at Montclair State University. He\u2019s also the editor in chief at <em>Vestal Review.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To get to the Howard Oberholter Artist Colony, I took a train to Plunketteville, then a bus to Upper Yarn. I hiked the last mile up a dirt road, humping a knapsack that contained a change of clothing, a battered laptop, and a sheaf of notes beyond dog-eared. 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